In response to: August 15th, 2025 · Lal Qila Address

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Suspected Dimagi Naxals

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Country. Questioning It.

Classified Threat Assessment · File No. DNS-001-2025

The Threat Report

Threat Vector · 01

Brainwashing the Youth

Promoting critical thinking and unapproved logic. Suspects have been observed using words like "why" and "but the data shows."

Threat Vector · 02

Tearing the Fabric

Asking basic questions about policy and development. Known to cite the government's own reports back at the government.

Threat Vector · 03

Organised Anarchy

Reading books, sharing memes, and drinking tea — often in groups. The tea is believed to be a coordination mechanism.

Action Required · All Suspects

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Reading books and forming opinions Asking questions at inconvenient times Sharing memes with footnotes Drinking tea and discussing policy

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Mildly Concerned Actively Questioning Fully Radicalised

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